Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Villians of Wednesday (V.O.W.)


Todays Villian is: Conal Cochran
The notorious multimillion dollar toy maker in the film Halloween III Season of the Witch. This accomplished villian moved from Ireland to establish himself in the midst of a small Irish-Immigrant-Town somewhere in California starting the Silver Shamrock factory, where he unleashes a sinister plan Michael Meyers wouldn't ever conceive of. Cochran displays a maniacal grin at times, foreshadowing just how evil he really is. His ultimate plan is to wipe the children off the face of the earth by selling millions of Halloween masks to children containing a special device derived from the Stonehenge ruins that turns their face to rotten-mush when watching the infamous Silver Shamrocks commercial crafted by Cochran, which results in an unleashing of snakes, spiders, and str8-death from the childrens head. Pure hysteria! Cocrhan even created robotic-goons that look human, don't talk, possess the strength of oxes and bleed gooey thick yellow ooze from their body. Nuf' said...

Check the following quote capturing the true nature of such a marvelous Villian.
-Cochran explains the sole purpose of his horrorific plan:

"Do I need a reason? Mr. Kupfer was right, you know... I do love a good joke and this is the best ever, a joke on the children. But there's a better reason... you don't really know much about Halloween... you thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy. It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands, and we'd be waiting... in our houses of wattles and clay. The barriers would be down, you see, between the real and the unreal, and the dead might be looking in... to sit by our fires of turf. Halloween... the festival of Samhain! The last great one took place three thousand years ago, when the hills ran red... with the blood of animals and children. To us, it was a way of controlling our environment. It's not so different now... it's time again. In the end... we don't decide these things, you know... the planets do. They're in alignment, and it's time again. The world's going to change tonight, doctor, I'm glad you'll be able to watch it. And... happy Halloween."

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